Tuesday, March 30, 2004


Giggle with glee time again. Go here and marvel at the concept.

Saturday, March 20, 2004

Quite possibly the greatest thing on the internet can be found here. It is a Macromedia Flash file so let it fully run through then get it to play. Oh and you might want to have the sound down low if you are at work.

Janel Moloney from The West Wing just made my year!

And now i really want to know what sloblocks means!

Friday, March 19, 2004


From Yahoo News today.

Tenn. County Wants to Charge Homosexuals

DAYTON, Tenn. - The county that was the site of the Scopes "Monkey Trial" over the teaching of evolution is asking lawmakers to amend state law so the county can charge homosexuals with crimes against nature.

The Rhea County commissioners approved the request 8-0 Tuesday.

Commissioner J.C. Fugate, who introduced the measure, also asked the county attorney to find a way to enact an ordinance banning homosexuals from living in the county.

"We need to keep them out of here," Fugate said.M

Any surprise that this is the same state that in 1925 a teacher was thrown in jail for teaching evolution?

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

The majority of Australia's news agencies are running the story on the allegations of sex assault being brought against two St Kilda football players. While listening to a news report on Triple j i heard something that peaked my interest. Which sent me to the web for confirmation which i finally found at The Age. It seems St Kilda coach Grant Thomas had all the players over to his house Tuesday night for a BBQ.
Now correct me if i am wrong but an AFL team has 18 players on the ground and at least four on the interchange bench. There are normally two assistant coaches (at least), an operations manager, several trainers and another 8-10 players. Throw in the coach and the odd lackey and it seems that there were over 40 people having dinner at Grant's! Your average AFL player is 6 foot high and weighs over 80kg, they ain't little blokes. All this begs the question "Just how big is Grant Thomas' House?".

Bloody huge it seems.

Perhaps the AFL should also be investigating the salaries coaches are paid because if this one (who isn't that crash hot really) can afford a place with a lounge room that fits 40 footballers imagine what bloody Mick Malthouse or Kevin Sheedy are living in?

And i haven't even mentioned the amount of meat they must have gone through. Anyone missing a cattleboat?

Friday, March 12, 2004

I've had a complete bugger of a day dealing with a communications company that starts with a 'T' and I won't bloody name! I am fairly convinced that selling them off actually increased the average intelligence of government employees by a factor of five. However some people have to be singled out as shining lights. Rebecca a 'T' person in Perth (id # c993871) did a fucking magnificant job while her superior seemed only interested in rimming goats rather than helping customers. Kevin in the Fyshwick 'T' Shop is also worthy of having a pint held skywards for bashing through Telstra scum like Monkey did bug demons. However the biggest cheer has to be left for Mark and Xeni at Optus Business who should have gone home two hours ago but are still battling for me against the Loathsome Swollen Beast that is 'T' and wont go home till the battle is won!Legendary behaviour.

Want a mobile phone and customer service? Go to Optus.
Like rimming goats? give 'T' a call.

Fuck i need a beer.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

To Pepsi, Steve Jobs, Apple, Green Day, The cause of Joe Strummer's Death, The cause of Sonny Curtis' Death, the internet, the little fucknob that sold the rights, the evil twit who had the idea in the first place. All of you can fuck off, die and be feasted upon by fungus for making this happen!

Monday, March 01, 2004


I've been thrashing the shit out of DJ Danger Mouse's The Grey Album at work. It is a mashup of Jay-Z's Black Album with The Beatles' White Album. He was thwarted from releasing it by Apple Records and Jay-Z's label and so resorted to a bit of bastarding by distributing it to websites for downloading on a single day. And i love a bit of bastarding!


You lookin at me?

These guys just crack me up. Walking through the enclosure at the Canberra Show where there were dozens of them made my day.